“Clearly, we are the cradle of all civilization.”
1. Back in June of this year, the world’s oldest shoe found in Armenia.
2. Now, today, I just learned that the world’s oldest shirt was also found in Armenia.
3. There is only one conclusion that any Armenian can come to: Armenians invented clothes.
Didn't we all learn in our Armenian School days that "Armenians were inventing clothing, while all other peoples were either swinging from trees or living in caves?" Oh the folly of youth! We just assumed that was all hyperbole.